An arcade game where you stomp ants, squash beetles, and dodge wasps — all while keeping a very anxious baby alive. Available free on Android.
Every critter hand-drawn, every one out to ruin your day. From speedy ants to armored beetles to tiny wasps that are frankly too fast.
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100 hand-crafted levels, 13 environments, 8 power-ups, 55 achievements, daily challenges, leaderboards, and one very stressed baby. Rated for ages 0–12.
Hand-crafted challenges across 8 distinct environments, then infinite cycling with escalating difficulty.
Garden, spiderweb dark, desert, swamp, crystal cave, lava chamber, graveyard, winter workshop, cherry garden, beach, ice cave, alien sci-fi, and cosmic bonus stage — each with its own themed portal doors.
A fresh challenge every day. Build streaks. Compete for a spot on the global leaderboard.
Google Play Games integration. Your high score vs. the world. The baby is watching.
Swipe, tilt, or D-pad. Pick the one that makes you feel least terrible about crushing the baby.
No objectives. No lives. Just you, the critters, and the baby, forever.
Crush every creature type, chain combos, survive the chaos — every milestone tracked and celebrated.
Earn coins by crushing critters and completing levels. Spend them on power-up tokens in the in-game shop.
Each one tips the odds in your favor — briefly. Choose wisely, or just spam them all.
Last updated: March 2026
This Privacy Policy applies to the mobile game "Don't Crush the Baby!" published on the Google Play Store.
The following is saved only on your device and is never transmitted to us: game progress, high score, power-up inventory, settings, daily challenge streaks, coin balance, and achievements. Uninstalling the app deletes all of it.
The free version uses Google AdMob for advertising. Because this app is rated for ages 0–12, child-directed treatment is enabled for all users. This means no personalized, behavioral, or interest-based advertising is served to anyone using this app. Ads are non-personalized and content is restricted to a G rating. AdMob may still collect limited technical data (such as device type and general location via IP) for frequency capping and fraud prevention. See Google's Privacy Policy for full details.
If you sign in to Google Play Games (optional — the game works fully without it), your gamer profile and submitted scores are handled by Google under their terms of service.
If you purchase "Remove All Ads," the transaction is handled entirely by Google Play. We receive only a boolean confirmation; never your payment details.
You can reset your game data at any time by clearing the app's storage in Android settings. To exercise GDPR or CCPA rights regarding AdMob data, contact Google directly via myaccount.google.com. For any questions, contact us at hello@dontcrushthebaby.com.
This game is rated for ages 0–12 and is designed for players of all ages, including young children. It does not require account creation and does not collect personal information from any player directly, including children under 13. No name, email address, location, or other personally identifiable information is requested or stored.
AdMob child-directed treatment is enabled in this app. All ads are served with Google's child-directed treatment flag set to true and ad content is restricted to a G rating. No behavioral, interest-based, or personalized advertising is used. Ad serving complies with COPPA (Children's Online Privacy Protection Act) and Google Play's Families Policy.
Parents and guardians do not need to take any action to protect their child's privacy when using this app — no personal information is collected and no accounts are created.
We may update this policy. The "last updated" date above will reflect any changes.